Five Robert Pollard-penned songs I am thankful for
1. "Glad Girls"
2. "Goldheart Mountaintop Queen Directory"
3. "Salty Salute"
4. "Love is Stronger Than Witchcraft"
5. "Shocker in Gloomtown"
Five Innovations in Candy I am thankful for
1. Sour blow pops
2. Almond Snickers
3. The Take Five bar
4. Various lemonade flavored Mike and Ikes
5. Sugar Babies
Five Pink Floyd songs I am thankful for my recent rediscovery of
1. "Careful with that Axe, Eugene"
2. "Pigs (3 different ones)"
3. "Bike"
4. "Seamus"
5. Not "Welcome to the Machine"
Five Redskins Players I am thankful for
1. London Fletcher
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Five Historical Figures I am thankful for
1. Napoleon, but not II or III
2. Brian Epstein
3. Hubert Lyautey
4. Henry Clay, the Great Compromiser
5. Meriwether Lewis
Five Types of Pretzel I am thankful for
1. Snyder's of Hanover Sourdough
2. Utz thin wheels
3. Rold Gold mini twists
4. Snyder's of Hanover Buffalo Nuggets
5. Big soft ones
Five Pieces of Americana I am thankful for
1. Motel 6 or Super 8 or whatever
2. The little triangle-golf tee games at Cracker Barrel
3. The interstate system
4. The Little Caesars Pizza Bowl
5. Historical outdoor dramas, a la "The Legend of Daniel Boone"
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Daniel Boone Outdoor play are an excellent childhood memory
ReplyDeleteNo love for Jarmon? I'm a bit surprised.
ReplyDeleteI mean, I'm happy we have him and all. But am I really thankful for him? Eh. I guess. It's mostly a joke that we only have one decent, all-Pro caliber player on the whole team (with Cooley and Samuels hurt, and Haynesworth's issues staying on the field), and that's Fletcher.
ReplyDeleteI think Jarmon will be a good player and I think Orakpo will be a great one, but so far, only really thankful that we have London.